Something to Make You Smile as You Begin to Prepare Your Taxes….

man doing taxes

Joe American Trying to Understand Why He Was Audited….

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 from the IRS. And it has really got me puzzled!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed and I am not sure why.

Did they have trouble with my response to their request for me to “List all dependents?”

I thought I replied correctly: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate as well as 1 useless President who is always on another expense paid vacation. (We should add all the widows and children left behind due to the violent actions produced by antidepressants plus the millions of people now on disability due to the damage and prolonged withdrawal from antidepressants.)

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer? I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell Did I Miss?

Oh yeah!!! I forgot the entire Middle East. I nust amend my return to include them.

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